Political Parties
Warning: This is MY opinion !!
I have tried to study the facts as found in both major political party platforms as
published by them.
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Political Parties and what they mean!!! (2008
platforms) 
Archive version (2004 platforms)
- Two Different Morals(Updated)
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
This one is a little different... .
Two Different Versions.... .......... .....
Two
Different Morals
OLD
VERSION
The ant works hard in the
withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the
winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and
laughs and dances and plays the summer away..
Come winter, the ant is warm and well
fed.
The grasshopper has no food or
shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL
OF THE STORY: Be responsible for
yourself!
MODERN VERSION
The ant works hard in
the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies
for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and
laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press
conference and demands to know why the ant should be
allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.
CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide
pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video
of the ant in his
comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp
contrast.
How can this be, that
in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to
suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries
when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
ACORN stages a
demonstration in front of the ant's house where the
news stations film the group singing, “We shall
overcome.” Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group
kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.
President
Obama condemns
the ant and blames President
Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.
Nancy Pelosi
& Harry Reid exclaim
in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off
the back of the grasshopper, and both call
for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay
his fair share.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive
to the beginning of the summer.
The ant is fined for
failing to hire a proportionate number of green
bugs and, having
nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his
free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the
government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles
around them because the grasshopper
doesn't maintain
it.
The ant has disappeared in the
snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in
a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the
ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood..
The entire Nation collapses bringing the
rest of the free world with it.
MORAL
OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote
in 2010.
Can you see the "political parties" in the above story, if not, maybe you
are the grasshopper's adopted family !!!
September 30, 2010 10:53:15 PM
This is not a Chicago ballot box !!!
If you are afraid to declare your thoughts and still want to make people believe
you are a politician, just run as an independent and hide your true positions on all issues!
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